Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for March 31, 2008
Transcript:
Bixby: Hamhock, I'm sure you heard that the F.D.A. approved the use of cloned meat as food. Hamhock: Yeah, so? Bixby: So I'm gonna clone you and sell of the duplicates as lunch meat. Hamhock: Clone me?? Have you even considered the ethical hurdles to clear for something like this?? Bixby: Of course! You get twenty-five percent of the profits. Hamhock: Oh, well, hurdles cleared...