Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for March 23, 2010
March 22, 2010
March 24, 2010
Transcript:
ralston: What's that? captain: It's wonder woman's magic lasso. ralston: you gonna return it? captain: no, cause if I touch it, I'll tell the truth! ralston: so? captain: so, it'll make me admit I'm just a petty bully with self esteem issues!! ralston: well, dodged a bullet there... captain: maybe I can use chopsticks...
calvinandquestionmark almost 15 years ago
THe chopsticks won’t help
mrsullenbeauty almost 15 years ago
Are they sure it’s not just a pile of spaghetti?
fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Ji2m, the bedroom is absolutely the last place anybody wants to hear the TRUTH.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 15 years ago
I just got an idea for an afternoon daily drama where people give confessions when tied up with Wonder Woman’s lasso. I’ll call it “Rope on a Soap”.
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 15 years ago
I wonder if Wonder Woman and that knock-off version of her in Ink Pen are sisters?
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Oh, Ji2m, I disagree. The secure lover takes the other’s utterances at face value, as being mutually beneficial. The insecure lover requires proof.
However adequate or even exceptional one might be, the TRUTH is sometimes “It was better last week” or “This is nice and all, but my mind is elsewhere right now” or even “I saw this guy at the grocery store today…”
There’s little or nothing to be gained by being completely honest in that situation. It’s better dealt with before or after.