Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 07, 2010
Transcript:
hamhock: Look, ralston, you and I are wired to eat differently. hamhock: our eating habits are based on our roles in the food chain. as prey, you diet makes you hard to catch and tough to eat. ralston: and your diet makes you...? hamhock: ...burst with juicy flavor when roasting.
I’m pretty sure Pansy gave one to Daisy Mae as a wedding present, but I also seem to recall that Abner took one with him on one of his earlier road trips. Who knows? Li’l Abner may have been the only person in Dogpatch history ever to finish one off…