Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 19, 2011
Transcript:
scrappy lad: I have here a complete list of all your powers! there's over two dozen listed here!! can't you just give me one?? captain: no way!!I need all my powers!! scrappy lad: Really?? When was the last time you talked to a lobster? captain: I like to get a medical history before I eat one...
I once went to a “pick your own” lobster dinner, and there was one who was pointing a claw at another lobster and holding up a sign that said, “Pick Him”.