Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for October 04, 2011
Transcript:
mr. negato: ah, there you are, captain! Captain: *sigh* what is it this time, negato? Mr. negato: behold, my new engine of destruction!! captain: Great. I'll start destroying it now.... mr. negato: Wrong! you won't go near it!! captain: Oh, and why--? *snf!* what's that smell?? mr. negato: I doused the whole thingi n lite beer! Captain: you fiend....
only thing worse would be “no-alcohol beer”