Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for October 27, 2011
Transcript:
ralston: hamhock, I think maybe you put too much stock in all these gizmos. hamhock: Ralston, look at me... I'm short, I'm weak, I'm dumb, and I'm poor. but this?? this makes me feel like a god! Ralston: Maybe not the best thing to aspire to... tyr: I found a buffalo wing in my beard!
Umm, there’s a reason you’re poor. . .