Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 29, 2011
November 28, 2011
November 30, 2011
Transcript:
scrappy lad: knock, knock. captain: who's there? scrappy lad: the guy you left stuck in a deathtrap all week who had to escape by chewing off his own pants! captain: "the guy I left stuck in a deathtrap all week who had to escape by chewing off his own pants," who? Scrappy lad: cap, I'm not joking!! captain: Good, 'cause your delivery is terrible....
I’m trying to figure out how chewing off your pants would get you out of a deathtrap.