Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 05, 2011
December 04, 2011
December 06, 2011
Transcript:
ralston: where'd you get the cool "Cat in the hat" hat? hamhock: From that guy passed out at the end of the bar. ralston: That's the cat in the hat. hamhock: more like the cat in the pretzel bowl....
The Cat in the Hat liked drinking a lot,the Grinch that sat next to him did notThe Cat was witty, the Cat was hip,The Grinch had a 90 day chipThe Cat drank Whotinnis the Cat drank Who-WhiskeyHe even drank Who-Highballs when he felt friskyAnd there are those in Whoville that saythat the Cat’s liver grew three sizes that day.