Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 04, 2012
Transcript:
ralston: hamhock, what happened to your hand? hamhock: Oh, I got a bad case of "Soda thumbs." ralston: "soda thumbs"? hamhock: Yeah, y'know, when you get a calus from opening so many soda bottles? Ralston: That is not a real thing. hamhock: does this not look real? I'm maimed! it's tragic!! ralston: maybe they'll give you a telethon.....
Does Hamhock even HAVE thumbs?