Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 21, 2012
Transcript:
hamhock: "Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise!" ralston: and how does that apply to you? hamhock: I went to bed at 7:30 last night! ralston: yeah, but you woke up at 5:30 this afternoon. hamhock: i'm hoping for partial credit...
That makes you half-healthy, half-wealthy, and a half-wit.