Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 12, 2012
May 11, 2012
May 13, 2012
Transcript:
ralston: What's up, bixby? bixby: I got a mascot audition for you. ralston: Great, who is it? Bixby: cinnamon toast crunch. ralston: Don't they already have a mascot? bixby: Yeah, but they're rebranding for a new millennium! ralston: What're they--? Bixby: Stuffed crust pepperoni pizza chew." gonna be huge....
That’ll bump them up in the hungover demographic.