Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 28, 2012
Transcript:
captain: hey, spider-man! I hear garfield is gonna play you in your new movie!! does he have lasagna in his web shooters and nit fight crime on mondays? HAHAHAHA--!! andrew garfield, idiot. captain: Wow. all this time and I never knew garfield even had a first name....
Don’t tell him about President JAMES Garfield, he’s already confused enough about Andrew Garfield. Learning that President Garfield’s first name was Garfield will cause what little mind he’s got left to go into meltdown.