Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 09, 2013
May 08, 2013
May 10, 2013
Transcript:
Ralston: I still don't know about plugging this "Action Jacks" cereal as a "health food." Man: Look, Ralston, I know this stuff is still junk, but kids are gonna eat it anyway. If you're the mascot, you can get kids to exercise! Kids will listen to you! it's a bully pulpit! Ralston: So I'd be like the Surgeon General of sugared cereals? Man: No, no, I said people would listen to you..
The only Surgeon General anyone ever listened to was C. Everett Coop; rest his soul.