Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 15, 2013
Transcript:
Ralston: "Dr. Hopsalot"? I don't want to be "Dr. Hopsalot"! Captain Victorious: Listen, Ralston, when I was a boy, I had a pet rabbit named Dr. Hopsalot. That rabbit saved my life. When he died, I vowed that if I ever became a superhero, I would name my sidekick in his honor... so that his memory would live on!! Ralston: That's the stupidest things I've ever heard!! Captain: Really? Bixby said it tested well with 18 - 49 year-olds...
Bixby would also tell you that a 75¢ pack of gum runs $750, but it doesn’t make it true.