Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 02, 2013
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Transcript:
Bixby: So your only assets are male pattern baldness, atrocious personal hygiene and uncontrollable anger? Anything else? I mean, you're a god! You must be able to do some magic tricks or something! Sure. I can turn you into two rats. Bixby: Really? How? Man: Try not to flinch... Bixby: Not exactly David Blaine, but it works.
“If it turns out that there is a God, I don’t think that he’s evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he’s an underachiever.” (Woody Allen)