Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 14, 2013
December 13, 2013
December 15, 2013
Transcript:
Tyr: I don't get it! Why won't you go out with me? You've had me jumping through hoops for weeks! I've done everything you've asked of me!! Woman: I'm just looking for something more impressive out of a guy. Some gesture that shows he's willing to go that extra mile! Tyr: I sacked a village for you!! Woman: Village? It didn't even have a Starbucks! More of a hamlet really...
You cannot win this Tyr. Either sack her (kick her to the curb as we say) or sack her (grab her by the hair and go bad boy/cave man)’ that’ll get her attention..