Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 12, 2014
Transcript:
Fritz: "Balpeenitol," Bixby? Dare I ask? Bixby: Don't worry, it's a new sleep aid I developed. Fritz: What? Bixby, please tell me you're not medicating people!! Bixby: Of course not, Fritz! It's 100% drug-free! Though they might need an aspirin in the morning...
Still cheaper than an army hammer.