Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 15, 2014
Transcript:
Bixby: Fritz, I gotta talk to you about the way you treat me around here. Fritz: And how's that? Bixby: Well, no one believes you're the ogre that I tell them you are! And the problem is, they never actually see you yell at me, insult me or indiscriminately punish me! Fritz: That's because I don't do those things. Bixby: Well, it would really help my credibility if you'd start...
Try telling Cap, he believed you were being honest when you were his personal shopper and charging him 50x what things actually cost.