Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 21, 2014
Transcript:
Man: I tell ya, some of the diseases we dwarves get from working in the cookie factory are awful. Hamhock: I'll bet. Man: Fudge poisoning, caramel madness, brown sugar fever... frosting kidneys, confectioner's lung... Hamhock: Terrible... Man: Piearrhea... Hamhock: Okay, okay, I get it!!
That last one alone is hilarious; it would make a great running joke, but it’s already too much for Hamhock.