Voice: Hey, Tyr, there's a lady on the phone for you! Tyr: It's probably that hot little number I met in here last week. Remember her? Voice: She says your wife. Hamhock: Your wife?!? Tyr: OH man, I forgot about her...
Given celebrity marriages this day and age, that “hot little number” he met there the previous week could be his wife and he’d already have forgotten her. But in some ways Ink Pen is more realistic than reality, so his wife is probably some old Norse goddess or a giantess he’s been married to for the past thousand years and forgot about their marriage about a hundred fifty years ago.
Given celebrity marriages this day and age, that “hot little number” he met there the previous week could be his wife and he’d already have forgotten her. But in some ways Ink Pen is more realistic than reality, so his wife is probably some old Norse goddess or a giantess he’s been married to for the past thousand years and forgot about their marriage about a hundred fifty years ago.