Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for June 24, 2014
Transcript:
Moxie: Listen Tyr, I'll pay you fifty bucks a week to be my bodyguard. Tyr: Bodyguard?? I'm a Norse God! I'm majestic! Divine! I will not be reduced to a hired thug! Moxie: What do you call smiting the enemies of people who sacrifice goats to you? Tyr: Religion? Moxie: So I'll pray you fifty bucks. Whatever. Let's go, Punchy...
knight1192a over 10 years ago
Sacrifice a goat to him, and a weeks supply of mead, and pray for him to smite anyone foolish enough to cross you Moxie.
Seriously, with her attitude and, switchblade, and ability to intimidate superheroes, she doesn’t need a bodyguard. You’re either stupid to cross her or you’re Scrappy Lad. Which I wonder if she’s hiring him to smite Scrappy.
Dr_Fogg over 10 years ago
There’s an old saying… "He/She’s got more nerve than the man that made Moxie’ http://www.jimbaumer.com/2010/01/25/a-somewhat-brief-history-of-moxie/
FireMedic over 10 years ago
$200 a day plus expenses.
knight1192a over 10 years ago
So she’s stuck back in the ’40s when $50 a week would have been a chunk of change.