Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for June 25, 2014
Transcript:
Tyr: Why do you need a bodyguard? Moxie: I'm rich! I need to protect my assets! Tyr: From who? Moxie: Gold-diggers! Scrappy Lad: Hey, Moxie! Wanna get a soda? Moxie: Like this guy? He only want my money! Protect me! Tyr: Sorry, kid... Scrappy Lad: What's money?
eh, protect her anyways. Go for the spleen.