Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for March 20, 2015
Transcript:
Man: Who ordered the burger? Captain Victorious: Right here! Ralston: Did you just get food delivered to the bar? Captain Victorious: Yep! Ralston: But you're fast enough to just go pick it up in two seconds! Captain Victorious: True... but I'm also rich enough not to do my own chores. Whaddya want me to cook the stuff, too?
Not actually that uncommon. Many bars that do not serve food actually provide a selection of delivery menus.