Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 19, 2015
Transcript:
Hamhock: Look, Ralshton, I got my tushksh!! Ralston: Having a little trouble talking with them, I see. Hamhock: Who careshh? Having theesh tushksh meansh I don'th have to thalk! It'sh all about actshunn!! Ralston: Uh, you mind keeping your action out of my martini? Hamhock: Schorry...
But bacon-infused martinis are popular now.