Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for August 03, 2015
August 02, 2015
August 04, 2015
Transcript:
Scrappy Lad: Whaddya get when you cross a chimp and a locksmith? Ralston: A mon-key! Hahaha! Ralston: Chimps aren't monkeys. They're apes. Scrappy Lad: Really? What's the difference? Ralston: Monkeys have tails. Apes don't. Scrappy Lad: Fas-cinating! Ralston: Yeah, I guess that doesn't help the joke, much...
Now if you used baboons instead of chimps… You’d have to buy some pretty good locks.