Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for September 08, 2015
Transcript:
Ralston: I like having a morning routine! I find it keeps me sharp and focused, and makes me a more productive person for the rest of the day! So, every morning, I wake up, get an iced chai latte and a cranberry-orange scone, and I read the paper! How about you? Hamhock: Every morning I wake up right here trying to remember my own address...
Notice Ralston doesn’t have to pee when he wakes up. And nothing about a shower. At least Hamhock has an excuse, he never made it home the previous night.