Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 23, 2015
Transcript:
Dynaman: Who do you like to fight the most? Thugs? Aliens? Scientists? Captain Victorious: Actually, I prefer white-collar criminals. Dynaman: White-collar criminals? But they pose no physical threat!! They just break whatever laws they want and then try to buy their way out of -- oh, I think I get where you're going with this... Captain Victorious: Have you seen my new Mercedes?
Why does the Cap need an automobile? He can fly above street traffic.Besides, the only place he ever goes is McSparky’s Tavern.
The Merc must just be a status symbol.