Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 14, 2016
Transcript:
ralston: Oh, this is just wrong. hamhock: Well, you can't blame him for trying....vampires are especially hot right now! Between "twilight", "true blood" and "the vampire diaries", women are really into them! ralston: still, it's uncomfortable watching the count hitting on chicks... vun! doo! zree rejections!!! ah ah ah haaaa!!
…especially if your brontophobic (fear of thunder and lightning).