Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for October 25, 2018
Transcript:
scrappy lad: hela, will you give me superpowers if I sell you my soul? woman: Uhh, I don't work like that. I can't give you powers. scrappy lad: Well, what can you give me for my eternal soul?? woman: like, maybe a croissanwich. scrappy lad; sausage or bacon??
Maybe you should try talking to one of the monotheistic deities…or adversaries of them.