Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 22, 2018
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Transcript:
tyr: I don't get it! why won't you go out with me? you've had me jumping through hoops for weeks! I've done everything you've asked of me!! woman: I'm just looking for something more impressive out of a guy, some gesture that shows he's willing to go that extra mile! Tyr: I sacked a village for you!! woman: Village? It didn't even have a starbucks! More of a hamlet really....
The only jewelry store was Claire’s. Sacking the 24 hour truck stop wasn’t that impressive, either.