Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 17, 2020
April 16, 2020
April 18, 2020
Transcript:
Bixby: So, Ralston, people have complained that "Crax" cereal is too unhealthy. Ralston: Finally! Bixby: So they're doing the responsible thing and changing the name to "Action Jacks - Energy Food for Kids!" Ralston: What - that's it?!? They're just changing the name and leaving everything else the same?? Bixby: No, no... they also added bacon bits. Ralston: I feel healthier already...
There was a chocolate chip cookie that came out for sale by a cake mix company. To say it was horrible is an understatement. One day in the business section of the paper, I read where they were gonna spend $10 Million on the cookie because of poor sales. I figured they were going to improve the PRODUCT!! Silly me, the money was going into a big ad campaign instead!!! Still was horrible and went off the market.