Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 20, 2020
April 19, 2020
April 21, 2020
Transcript:
Ralston: I still don't know about plugging this "Action Jacks" cereal as a "health food." Man: Look, Ralston, I know this stuff is still junk, but kids are gonna eat it anyway. If you're the mascot, you can get kids to exercise! Kids will listen to you! it's a bully pulpit! Ralston: So I'd be like the Surgeon General of sugared cereals? Man: No, no, I said people would listen to you..
I miss Koop.