Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 11, 2020
Transcript:
Ralston: Wow, all this media attention is crazy! Bixby: And the job offers are pouring in! Ralston: You don't think this will have a negative impact on Captain Victorious since I upstaged him and all? Bixby: Nah, he's got his own thing. Don't worry. Ralston: Okay, so what's first? Bixby: You're gonna be the new mascot for "Captain Victorious' Victory Pudding." The old mascot didn't work out for some reason...
He couldn’t tear himself away from the bar.