Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 14, 2020
May 13, 2020
May 15, 2020
Transcript:
Fritz: Whatcha doin, Bixby! Playing junior scientist? Bixby: No... I'm trying to come up with the next Botox! That stuff's a gold mine! And you know how Botox is made from botulism? Well, I figure there must be another fatal disease out there that'll make a great wrinkle treatment! So I got some malaria smallpox, dengue fever and so forth, and I've been experimenting. Fritz: Wait, those vials are filled with deadly, infectious diseases?? Bixby: Yeah, but I haven't had much luck yet. Fritz: Penicillin! I need penicillin! Bixby: nah, I tried that. Penicillin doesn't work on wrinkles. Hamhock: This malaria mask is starting to make me woozy...
Doctor Toon over 4 years ago
Don’t give people any ideas, there are already enough people out there looking for a way to profiteer from Covid-19
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Somewhere, in a remote lab in China…
khjalmarj over 4 years ago
Does he have any hydroxychloroqine in any of those beakers?
Ed Brault Premium Member over 4 years ago
Has he tried Theragon Nerve Gas yet?
LOLBeth over 4 years ago
There’s your problem! Botulism isn’t a disease. It’s a toxin poisoning. Try playing with venomous snakes and spiders instead.