Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 22, 2020
Transcript:
Bixby: Ralston, I got you a gig as the candy dandy. Have fun. Ralston: Thanks, Bixby! Bixby: *sigh* He's so lucky he gets to act for a living. The excitement! The glamour! I wish I was out there working again instead of stuck at this miserable desk job. Ralston: *sigh* I wish I had a desk job...
The only place the grass IS greener… over the septic tank.