Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for June 25, 2020
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Ralston: Hey, Cap, how do you fly? Captain Victorious: I jump up in the air and stay there. Ralston: No, I mean the mechanics. What's the process? What muscles do you use? Stuff like that! Captain Victorious: Hmm... I've never really thought about it. Ralston: Well, break it down for me. What's first? Captain Victorious: Okay... let's see... I go like this... or.. no, I do this? Something like...? Hrrr! Wrrrr! Dang it! Why'd you have to make me think about it!! Ralston: Sorry, I forgot that was your only weakness....
Years ago, when I was relatively new to our bowling league, I had a teammate ask me, as I was going up for my turn, what foot I started off on when I start my approach. That was the most awkward ball I’ve ever thrown. Yes, it was a gutter ball.