Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for October 14, 2020
October 13, 2020
October 15, 2020
Transcript:
Bixby: So your only assets are male pattern baldness, atrocious personal hygiene and uncontrollable anger? Anything else? I mean, you're a god! You must be able to do some magic tricks or something! Sure. I can turn you into two rats. Bixby: Really? How? Man: Try not to flinch... Bixby: Not exactly David Blaine, but it works.
Well, there’s the “Two-Tyr’d Weight Loss Program” (Tyr chops off both your legs)… ☺