Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for July 27, 2021
Transcript:
Ralston: I'm sorry Principal Meeks, I just don't see how this stuff is nutrition. Man: Well, here at Cheetos Middle School, we consider "nutrition" to be a judgment-neutral term. I mean, anything can be nutritious if you think about it! Ralston: Especially if you think up a new definition of "nutritious." Man: It's what we call, "thinking outside the packaging."
jnacombs over 3 years ago
is this guy Mr. Weatherbee’s cousin?
PoodleGroomer over 3 years ago
Are they serving playdough and school paste again today?
Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago
What I would expect from Frito-Lay Pepsico.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
I love the way food makers try to put a positive or misleading spin on ingredients and nutrients. One of my favorites: “Evaporated Cane Juice.” (Aka – granulated sugar!)
Display over 3 years ago
Good time to mention there are significant changes to the Nutrition Facts Labels going on.
https://www.fda.gov/food/nutrition-education-resources-materials/new-nutrition-facts-label
BWR over 3 years ago
It’s not the government’s damn business if what I eat, or what my kid eats, is healthy if I’m paying for it.