Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for July 28, 2021
July 27, 2021
July 29, 2021
Transcript:
Ralston: Forget it, Bixby, I quit! I can't teach at Cheetos Middle School anymore! It's not a school, it's just a convenience store! The whole institution is about hooking kids on junk food! Bixby: Yeah, well, it got a little out of hand, and they had to change management anyway. Ralston: So what's it called now? Bixby: "Weight Watcher's Elementary."
So basically they just traded one big, unhealthy scam for another big, unhealthy scam