Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for July 28, 2021
July 27, 2021
July 29, 2021
Transcript:
Ralston: Forget it, Bixby, I quit! I can't teach at Cheetos Middle School anymore! It's not a school, it's just a convenience store! The whole institution is about hooking kids on junk food! Bixby: Yeah, well, it got a little out of hand, and they had to change management anyway. Ralston: So what's it called now? Bixby: "Weight Watcher's Elementary."
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. over 3 years ago
So basically they just traded one big, unhealthy scam for another big, unhealthy scam
LawrenceS over 3 years ago
See YouTube, Fat Children by Tim Minchin. While I don’t go with blaming the parents for everything that goes wrong for a kid, it’s usually the parents buying the groceries.
Dr_Fogg over 3 years ago
Oh Good!
Malcome1 over 3 years ago
“Chump University”.
knight1192a over 3 years ago
Irony is you’d go for it being a convenience store as long as it was the kind you want.
Dragoncat over 3 years ago
Wonderful… As if I didn’t endure enough fat-shaming at a regular school.