Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for August 14, 2022
Transcript:
Ralston: Gee, sorry your cable's out, Hamhock. Hamhock: Sorry? Sorry? Cable is my lifeblood! It fulfills all my needs! I mean, what am I supposed to do without cable?? Ralston: Why don't you read a book? Hamhock: Are you kidding me?? I threw out all my books when I got cable!!!
Wait, he had books to begin with? Would have expected he was watching TV or VHS/DVD rather than reading a book.