Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 16, 2023
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Transcript:
scrappy lad: Cap, it's time to jazz up your image! What you need is a theme song! captain: Whaddya mean? I already got one! Scrappy lad: Shouting "everybody wang chung tonight!" before a fight isn't a theme song! Captain: It works better with backup dancers.
“Everybody Have Fun Tonight” by Wang Chung is a song… Okay, it’s a little odd as a theme song… Maybe CV is announcing he plans to party hardy after whumping the bad guys? Maybe “We Are the Champions” by Queen – except that CV does it all by himself? And does he ever get knocked down, so he could use “Tubthumping” by Chumbawamba?