Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for August 10, 2023

As long you’re buying.

What’s the sixth thing?

1. Pancakes w/ maple syrup

2. Waffles with strawberries

3. Cereal -looks like Cocopuffs

4. Two sunny side up eggs

5. Blueberry Muffin

6. Spinach Omlet

No pork sausages or bacon?

What’s the point of being a pig if you aren’t allowed to overeat?

From Mad magazine, sung in Hello Dolly:

Hello Deli,this is Joe, Deliwould you please send upa nice corned beef on rye.

A box of RITZ, Deliand some Schlitz, DeliSome chopped liverand a sliver or your, apple pie.

Turkey Legs, Delihard boiled eggs, Deliand a plate of those potatoes you french fry, oh

Don’t be late, DeliI just can’t wait Deli,Deli without breakfast, I’d just die

But it’s time for dinner now…

Today it’s okonomiyaki, Hiroshima style. OISHII

Like a Hobbit, time for Second Breakfast. Maybe he should have gone for the Full English.

Hamhock has evidently never read Victor Buono’s “Fat Man’s Prayer”.

Now I need 2nd breakfast, and elevenses.