Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 28, 2023

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suddenly, lurching from the darkness, the hideous behemoth was upon me, bellowing terribly and spouting noxious fumes!! collision was imminent!! but I mustered all my strength, and with one swift stroke I cleaved the rampaging beast in twain!! man: dude, my escalade... tyr: Whoops!...I destroy more s.u.v.s this way...