Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 01, 2024
Transcript:
help!! woman: thanks for fixing my shower, captain victorious! captain: sure thing! help!! Captain: you keep that cat out of trouble! woman: thanks, captain victorious! help!! dynaman: Oh, no!! you've been beating me to rescues all day!! i'm taking this one!! man: dude, my toilet is totally clogged.... captain: Oh, look, the women's volleyball team needs a lift! Be right there!!
Guy doesn’t need a plumber. He needs to stop trying to flush all his drugs down the toilet when he hears a knock on the door and thinks it’s the cops.