Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 11, 2024
Transcript:
hamhock: y'know what I'm really into now? sports drinks!! hamhock: First of all, they're delicious and totally refreshing!! hamhock: plus, they have such exciting bottles and vibrant colors! I just love sports drinks! hamhock: now, if only I liked sports..
Well, a bakery in the early 1960s proclaimed, “You don’t have to be Jewish to love Levy’s real Jewish Rye,” so you can love sports drinks without loving sports.
Personally, I hate them.