Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for July 03, 2024
July 02, 2024
July 04, 2024
Transcript:
hamhock: so you feel better after not drinking? tyr: Yep! and I lost weight! I even had to tighten my girdle!! hamhock: wait..that's a girdle?? Tyr: Yeah! check it out! spla-doinnnnnggg!!! hamhock: you mean you were fatter than that?? tyr: Oh, wait, there's one more girdle...
We’re alive today because our distant ancestors were able to store fat in times of plenty and survived the times of hunger. Those unable to store fat died, and don’t have descendants around today…
So, it the fault of my 500x great-grandparents I have a weight problem.