Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for July 04, 2024
July 03, 2024
July 05, 2024
Transcript:
tyr: After sacrificing my hand to save asgard, the dwarves forged a metal hand for me deep in the bowels of the earth using their vast cunning and dark elve's magic! It can withstand the flames of a dragon, the weight of a giant and the claws of a gryffon!! It holds my ax true and with this enchanted gauntlet I shall never miss my mark! Tyr: but, no, it doesn't get wifi. hamhock: ha! iphone: one, magic dwarf hand: zero!
LawrenceS 4 months ago
The hand can go more than half a day without needing a recharge…
Not sure if the problem is battery life or the people who’re on it 24 / 7.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 4 months ago
I listened to a bunch of lectures on Norse Mythology. He lost it on a bet with Fenrir, The Wolf. The gods wanted to chain Fenrir and Fenrir said sure thing if one of you puts your hand in my mouth! Tyr volunteered. The thing is the bet was that Fenrir couldn’t break the chain and the Wolf, though he broke two before was not trusting them on this one. It was made by the dwarfs and unbreakable by anyone or anything.
Amra Leo 4 months ago
I’d still take the magic dwarf hand…