Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for July 16, 2024
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Transcript:
bixby: so these are new "realistic" dolls? Man: Yes! modern dolls for modern life! Check it! Here's "lucy latchkey"! just give her the keys to your house and she takes care of herself! Then there's "Charlie sniffles"! you have to take him to a real doctor and buy him health insurance! Bixby: And what's with "Sally credit card information"? Man: She steals your identity and moves to mexico.
Umm… I don’t think it’s a good idea to give your keys to a doll.