Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for October 29, 2024
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Transcript:
ralston: Um...no. captain: yes. ralston: but, they're not!! captain: Of course they are. ralston: Look,I'm not trying to be a hard case about this..but "funyuns" don't count as vegetables. captain: vegetables can't be fun??
The major ingredient of Funyuns™ is corn meal. Veggie oil, and artificial flavors are added, it’s extruded into shapes and fried.
Do you count corn as a vegetable or a grain? How about grease squeezed out of plants?